Buy the song on iTunes itunes.apple.com This is a parody of everything South Carolina isn’t and a celebration of everything we are. We love our state! article in “The State” newspaper www.thestate.com Lyrics [DJ J Magic] Are those trombones? Aw man are those trumpets? Those are trumpets! I can feel the bass It’s beautiful I’m not ready for it! You’re not ready for it! Are those sirens? We’re all going to die! We’re not ready! We’re all going to die! New Joey New Fabio too Dinobrite Productions (X’s 3) [Boss G] Welcome to the South Cack where my momma raised me Bow, this is the state that made me, Wild, turn me to a man from a child, Excuse while I check my money count (X’s 2) [Joey] Last name state first name palmetto Tigers and Gamecocks in the land that I settle Cutting education funds we do it daily I’ll kick you off the board you can call me Nikki Haley I bet you didn’t know we make more peaches than Georgia and our state flag got a big palm tree bigger than Floridas’ Smiling faces beautiful places on the beach with sandals Chillin with my chick on the side you can call it a Sanford Scandal Carolina Girl on the license plate spend Andrew Jacksons on a dinner date Lakes galore my big escape. Neighbors to the North just wanna hate. Imma set the record straight, I have to do it Just b/c I’m from here doesn’t make me stupid and Don’t ask me what the heat will do Eat you up like a plate of our famous barbecue then dip spit you out its mouth Cuz we the dirtiest of the South …