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One night this two guys were drunk at a bar. One of them promised his wife he wouldn’t come home drunk. Later that night of course he got drunk and puked all over his shirt. He said to he’s friend, “Man what do I do? My wife will be p.is.sed if I come home drunk. His friend had a great trick, he said, “Just put 10 dollars in your pocket say a drunk guy puked on you and he gave you 10 bucks to get a new shirt.” He thought it was a great idea so he drinks a little more then goes home. He walks in and his wife says where the he.ll happened too you? he said This guy puked on me and gave me 10 bucks for a new shirt. Then he takes out the money and shows her. She grabs the money and says Then why is there 20 dollars. Her husband says oh yeah he pooped my pants too.

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Answer by x_radianteclipse_x
Funny

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