What has Billy Ray been up to since his ol’ achy breaky heart blew up? Maybe his daughter Miley knows. This was put together as a viral video to promote brainlesstees.com, a fresh website selling all original funny t-shirts. written and directed by Aaron Jenkin
Funny T-shirts at the end its worth it i PROMISE you’ll laugh. Boardwalks are amazing especially 3 mile long ones with rollercoasters. Sorry for the wind its obviously I something I had no control over lawl. But this is a brief tour to show you how legit this boardwalk is! Video Rating: 0 / 5
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Listen to Vice President Joe Biden tell President Obama that his health care vote was a ‘big f—-ing’ deal. Distributed by Tubemogul.
Drew and Natalie Dee, hilarious webcomic creators, had a delicious money-saving deal on the comic related shirts that they sell. I had to partake. I chose the three shirt deal, so I got three random shirts for about . The shirts are hard to see, so here’s what they say: 1. An elephant has a fountain of peanut butter spraying from its trunk. It says “It’s peanut butter!” 2. A tiny man loitering near a mathematical matrix. It says “Welcome to the matrix!” 3. There’s an abacus. The shirt says “Fuck.” Thanks again Drew and Natalie, you guys are great. Here are their webcomics: Drew: www.toothpastefordinner.com Natalie: www.nataliedee.com Drew & Natalie: www.marriedtothesea.com Video Rating: 5 / 5
Question by Crying tears of geek joy.: Is there a crisis at Matthew McConaughey’s home***?
By crisis, I mean “shirt shortage”?
I rarely see pictures of him with his chest covered.
Mind you, I am most certainly not complaining…but I *am* curious:
Does he spend all of his money on weed and can’t afford a decent shirt? (Or ANY shirt for that matter)
Is he allergic to fabrics, but only breaks out in the torso area?
Is he trying to get a bit part on “COPS”?
Your thoughts, please?
***Yes, folks, this is a tongue-in-cheek question. Not to be taken seriously…in fact, the funnier response, the better. If I get a “Well, I have seen him in a shirt…..” answer, I am afraid I just might get whiplash from rolling my eyes too hard.
Best answer:
Answer by metalhead Oooh, I love me some Matthew McConaughey! And the crisis is that I’m not with him! I would hope that he would go bottomless, too. Yeah, we could sit around all day naked and rolling one up! Yummy Matt!
Question by Church Lady: What is the funniest thing a child has ever said to you?
My nephew Shaun is in the Navy, his little brother Colen is only 5 years old. (Big Age Gap) The family took a trip to South Carolina to visit Shaun in the Navy. Shaun gave Colen a little stuffed alligator. When they got back home Colen couldn’t wait to show me the gift. I looked at it and said, “Oh, Shaun gave you a toy alligator!!!!”
Colen looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “It’s not a toy alligator, it’s a pretend alligator!!”
I said, “What is the difference between a toy alligator and a pretend alligator?”
Colin said, “Him gots a shirt!!!!”….looking at me like I was the stupidet thing walking on two feet.
Best answer:
Answer by HaPpY gIrL^-^ LOL! This was not to me but my aunt. When I was little my sister said to my aunt ” Be careful don’t poop out my cousin! They could drown in the toilet.” LOL it was so funny!!
Once my and I was at my moms friends house for a pool party my sis was all like “his man boobs are bouncing more then yours!” to the hosts wife LOL my sis was 4 at the time stupid 4 year olds LOL
Question by .: Which Joke Is Funnier?
JOKE 1.
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. “I will have to go home and come back later.” The woman says, “Unbutton your shirt.” So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me” and she processed his Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.”
JOKE 2.
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
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